I'm not gonna lie, I loved Seth Mac's set. He was articulate, energetic, controversial, and completely un-animated.
The monologue included:
1. A Star Trek cameo via James T. Kirk.
2. A song and dance about everyone's boobs (full transcript coming up later).
3. Jabs at Mel Gibson and Chris Brown.
4. A Denzel Washington sock puppet
5. A Flying Nun makeout session and a joke about Amy Adams.
6. Zero Ted appearances.
7. And, the best part, a joke about this: