Probably Overheard at the Oscars

Culture

France: "That's cute, you guys. But seriously a lot of us died back then. That's probably why you had to use so many Brits and Australians."

Christoph Waltz: "Maybe I vill grow boobz."

Tommy Lee Jones: "Where am I?"

Halle Berry: "Pussy galore."

Daniel Day-Lewis: "Yes, I believe reconstruction is fervently crucial, as well, but I'd like to focus my attention on the stage right now."

Ted: "..."

Mark Wahlberg: "Say hi to ya teddy for me." 

Anne Hathaway: "Look, I'll show my damn boobs if I have to, okay?"