A TIE AT THE OSCARS!? ANNE HATHAWAY JUST WON?

So Skyfall and Zero Dark Thirty both just took home Oscars for Best Sound Editing. The award was presented by Mark Wahlberg and that stupid monument to tactlessness, Ted, created by host MacFarlane himself. Luckily Macfarlane made a joke to the audience about how insignificant the movie he made this year was compared to everything nominated tonight, but still, get that stupid fucking bear off the stage. Anyways, they presented the award Best Sound Editing to two movies, with Wahlberg confirming twice what he had just said, because it's so unbelievable. Then he very calmly gave out one award, then the acceptance speech followed, and the second, and its respective acceptance speech. And no one batted a beautifully painted eye lash, and now....

 

OMG ANNE HATHAWAY JUST WON BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS UGHHH AND AWWW AT THE SAME TIME.

This is going to make me cry, because she's so heartfelt. But, damn girl, could you be more vanilla? 

BUT WAIT. That speech was perfect. What a class act. I take back all of my shade. 

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Chloe Stillwell

Chloe currently resides in Nashville, her hometown, after long stints in New York and Los Angeles. She is a New School alum and UCB-trained sketch writer. Her alternative comedy is featured at Mad Atoms, an off-shoot of 20th Century Fox. Her work on pop culture, entertainment, feminism and social justice has appeared in The Frisky, Death & Taxes, Nerve, Guerrilla Feminism, and Amy Poheler's Smart Girls, among others. She has a penchant for dive bars and diners.

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