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So-and-so seems like a very bad guy indeed. I'm actually okay if we take him out.

Yes, the Founding Fathers were great. But let's also not forget that they were self-interested, spiteful and often wealthy. Always a winning combination.

If you're going to keep reading letters, I'd suggest Lewis's Screwtape Letters.