Mother's Day 2013: Arrested Development's Lucille Bluth's Invaluable Parenting Advice

It's Motherboy! Mother's Day! In honor of the best TV mother of all time (and inspired by Vanity Fair's excellent Dear Lucille), here are the timeless gems of wisdom from Lucille Bluth. 

Give your mother a hug today and watch Arrested Development when it returns in exactly two weeks!

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1. Monitor Your Children's Diet

2. Always Have a Healthy Breakfast

3. Be Fair to All Your Children

4. Reward Your Children's Good Behavior

5. Show Your Children Consistent and Generous Affection

6. Be Financially Savvy

7. Accept Your Children's Weaknesses

8. Rely On Your Children When You Need Help