If you haven't heard by now, former democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner has officially announced his bid for mayor to the collective groan of New Yorkers everywhere. Weiner made the announcement on his website late Tuesday evening with a video. Ah, who can forget the uncomfortably tight grey shorts shot, or the awkward pectoral pic? No one, that's who. This is the moment Twitter has been waiting for all along. It's the kind of thing that Twitter was built for. So today, we honor some of the best Weiner jokes from Twitter.
1. I thought last time was the last time
2. Hey, at least it will give that crack-smoking mayor a break ...
3. Polls rising
4. Burn.
5. This just in
6. Not as hard as he thinks though
7. I'm sure he already knows
8. When your name is also your crime
9. Rears its head
10. Thrust the other way, will you?
11. Better wear protection
12. I doubt that
13. Ego's, and jerks, and Weiners, oh my!
14. It's a very common problem
15. That's not the word I would use for it
16. Highly unlikely
17. Fine, but I still have work in the morning
18. Sir, Chicago's weiners are of the finest quality
19. Imagine that
20. Don't open it, it's probably NSFW
21. We were hoping for a different head shot
22. High School Musical auditions
23. I'd rather walk
24. Who hasn't seen it at this point?
25. Slow clap.
