The big trend for this summer would appear to be "America." Despite being warned, this 2013 summer would appear to be headed towards a full-fledged freedom-fueled flag fashion meltdown. I spend a lot of time perusing the Internet to locate trends and everywhere website I went visited, there was some sort of American flag article of clothing. I felt like I was in some kind of freedom nightmare from whence there was no escape. In America, you may not always be able to burn a flag, but you can sure as hell wear one. If you feel compelled to participate in this summer pseudo-hipster-ironic trend, than by all means do so, but not like this. Never like this.
1. Worse Than Crocs
Hallo. This Dutch-inspired clog is a disaster of patriotic proportions.
2. American Thigh
Does one wear a neutral with flag leggings or what?
3. Awash in America
I really love your jorts.
4. Evel Knievels's Even More Evil Twin Sister
Rev-up your engine to nowhere, because you won't ever actually leave the house wearing this crap.
5. American Thigh Part II
Revenge of the stripes.
6. We Call This Supporting Freedom
7. But Is It Enough?
Why not go the full monty and pair those pants with a nice American flag button down or polo?
8. 2 Things Every American Can Agree On
A patriotic tie-dye and Coca-Cola beverage.
9. 'Old Glory' Up-Cycled, Now With Less Glory
Finally, something made out of an actual flag.
10. For Your Bruce-Springsteen Inspired Summer Bash
You can pay tribute to two great American icons, the flag and the Boss. There's no losing, no downside with this one folks.
11. Calling It Vintage Doesn't Help
Just because you call it "reclaimed" doesn't mean it isn't ugly.
12. When Wearing the Flag Just Isn't Enough
Stick these puppies on your fingernails and let freedom ring.