As I sat through This is the End last weekend for exactly one hour and 47 minutes I will never get back, two small tweaks I would make to the film came to mind. The first, everyone should have died EXCEPT Michael Cera. Now that would be a funny movie. Barring that, scrap the whole "apocalypse" idea and have a Freaks and Geeks reunion instead (they already had Franco, Rogen, and Segel, how hard could getting the rest be?). Here are some reasons why:
Because compared to Judd Apatow’s latest television dramedy, Freaks and Geeks is light and cheerful. Besides, we liked Hannah's mom better when she was Mrs. Weir.
Because Bridesmaids, just because.
Because Lindsay Weir deserves better than Don Draper.
Because your tuba is so big and sexy.
Because what television needs is more ventriloquists.
Because this kid is literally more happy than you'll ever be.
Because this was definitely the peak of his career.
Because, let’s be real, you’d watch anything that kept him too busy to make an Oz prequel sequel … presequel?
Because dat face.