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Leave it to Fran Lebowitz to make a surprisingly cogent and valid anti-gay marriage argument.  Although the point she makes has been made by many LGBTQ activists before, anything that comes out of this woman's mouth just seems to give me one epiphany after the other. Watching this video may make you see this issue entirely differently. Consider yourself warned.

Oh and see how she pre-empted (and destroyed) the whole "Gay is the new Black" thing? This woman is a genius.

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