This Innovative Product Will Change The Way You Do Everything

Remember when the Segway came out, and everyone was like "Whoa ... this is so pointless"? Watching the promo video for NeverWet, a product that will make anything you own resistant to stains, will make you feel the exact opposite way. Instead of confusion, you will feel inspiration. Instead of feeling kind of perplexed, you will feel very grateful. There are no words to describe how much I need this product in my life. Press play and prepare to be completely mesmerized.

Does this mean the end of laundry? Does this mean I can stop converting napkins into grown-up bibs? Does this mean I can start eating ice cream out of cones again? Or at least go back to wearing white occasionally?

Oh, the possibilities!

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