Mitt Romney's Son is Slide-In-His-House Rich

is.Craig Romney, one of Mitt Romney's lesser-known sons, has a giant slide in his house. Why can't I be a Romney? 

The blog the Color Issue took a tour of Craig and his wife Mary's home. In addition to the home's "spritzes of color everywhere," the blog noted an impressively kid-friendly front entrance in which the Romney family transformed a curving staircase into a gigantic slide for their children and the neighborhood kids:

Here is a gif of an adorable child using the slide, just in case you were in doubt as to how absolutely awesome this is.

Oh, and there is also a swing in their living room. 

I mean, really. This home is basically Disneyland — but much more chic.