There are creatures that exist in this world that make you question what you know, who you are, and what you're doing with your life. While some of them may sit at your thanksgiving table, that's not what this article is about. This is about the real life Pokemon and Guillermo Del Toro-style living beings that inhabit the deep, dark corners of this earth.
Here are 10 real life things that should not be real life things:
If this doesn't belong in a Disney movie giving bad advice in a squeaky voice, I don't know what does.
As well as being able to sense even minute electrical currents with its nose-fingers (technical term), it blows bubbles to attract prey and, during mating season, its testicles can grow to be up to 9% of its body weight. Watch out, human males.
Honestly, my search for this creature began with this adorable image, but the deeper you look, the more it turns out that these so-called cute creatures are actually just severed orc heads. Look at that photo!
Go home, you're a pokemon.
Lucky for you, these guys aren't very good swimmers, so they can't run away from all the kisses you want to give them. Look at those Jessica Rabbit lips!
That's not a fish, that's a New Yorker on Saturday morning.
Think about it. How would a hairless creature develop in freezing Canada? Only by magic.