21 Things Politicians Love to Say — And What They Really Mean

21 Things Politicians Love to Say — And What They Really Mean

If you've listened to more than one campaign speech, press conference or prime time address, you've likely noticed that politicians' vocabularies have become strangely limited. While our elected officials attempt to solve some of America's most difficult problems, their discourse has descended into something between Morse code and picture book. Here are just a few of our politicians' very favorite catchphrases and what they really mean. 

1. We need stronger leadership in Washington, D.C. 

I've always wanted my portrait hanging in the Oval Office.

2. I'm worried about Main Street, not Wall Street. 

I'm worried about Main Street, until it's time for my private fundraiser with Wall Street.

3. This president has completely ignored the Constitution. 

We need a president who ignores the Constitution when we say so. 

4. Government isn't the solution, it's the problem. 

Vote for us and we won't regulate your shady business deals. 

5. The allegations made against the governor are patently false. 

The allegations made against the governor are completely true. 

6. Let me be clear...

Listen up, I'm about to repeat myself. 

7. For me, this issue is personal.

Remember, I used to be just like you.

8. The president doesn't pay attention to poll numbers. 

The president doesn't pay attention to poll numbers under 50%. 

9. Where I'm from, folks are hurting. 

I live in Washington, work in Washington and eat at steakhouses in Washington, but I own this lovely little vacation home in the Massachusetts district I represent, so I feel your pain. 

10. All options are on the table. 

We've already made a decision, but yes, there were other options. 

11. With all due respect to the senator...

Don't listen to that idiot, listen to this idiot. 

12. The congressman is here to talk about his jobs program. 

The congressman is not taking questions about his campaign finance investigation.

13. The middle class 

Anyone in earshot

14. Let's make this election about changing the way Washington does business. 

My campaign won't take any money from lobbyists, unless my oponnent's campaign takes money from lobbyists, in which case my campaign will keep taking money from lobbyists.

15. The president has been very clear.

The president is changing his position. 

16. The American people have spoken. 

Remember when I won reelection? 

17. My administration is calling for a thorough independent review. 

My administration is scrambling to cover up all incriminating evidence. 

18. What I'm hearing from families all across the country is...

What my internal polling is telling me is... 

19. It won't be easy, but it's the right thing to do. 

We know there is a less than 20% chance of success, but the base supports it.

20. Make no mistake...

I promise I'm telling you the truth this time...

21. The president and the speaker had a very productive meeting.

The president and the speaker just spent an incredibly awkward hour together making small talk.

What's your favorite line?