Mitch McConnell is very sorry that his constituents are getting money now

Time to Log Off is a weekly series documenting the many ways our political figures show their whole asses online.

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is arguably the most consequential politician of the past century. In his decades as a lawmaker, McConnell has mastered the art of strong-arm politics to the point where even in with his party in the minority, he's still able to largely dictate and direct Senate business as he sees fit.

Nevertheless, Mitch is only human, and even he sometimes stuffs his foot so far in his mouth that he knows what his heel tastes like. Like this week, when he stood up in front of a group of his fellow Kentuckians and courageously took credit for trying to keep money out of their pockets.

Speaking in the city of Murray, Kentucky, about the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan signed into law by President Biden this spring, McConnell downplayed the massive bill, saying it "passed on a straight party-line vote."

"Not a single member of my party voted for it," he added. And then came the footsy-mouthy part:

So you’re going to get a lot more money. I didn't vote for it, but you’re going to get a lot more money. Cities and counties in Kentucky will get close to $700 or $800 million. If you add up the total amount that will come into our state: $4 billion.

Hmmm. A man whose primary responsibility is to represent the interests of his constituents while bringing resources and money into his home state is, uh, suddenly bragging to those very constituents about ... trying to stop the influx of resources and money into his home state. Mitch. What? The whole thing starts at around 12:30 below:

"My advice to members of the legislature and others, local officials, is to spend it wisely," McConnell continued. "Hopefully this windfall doesn’t come along again."

Nice little federal stimulus package you've got there. Would be a real shame if something were to happen to it, huh?

As you can probably imagine, the Biden administration has been eager to leap all over McConnell's comments, with multiple White House staffers tweeting their approval for Mitch's accidental truth-telling.

The Democratic Party itself even turned the footage of McConnell's speech into a quick ad.

Of course, McConnell's opposition to the stimulus makes sense: He is, after all, a staunch conservative who fundamentally opposes any sort of federal action. This is simply the latest manifestation of that political inclination. But for someone as famously taciturn and deliberate as McConnell, that inclination sounds even more craven than his usual conservative bluster when he's telling the direct recipients of the federal stimulus package that, hey guys, I did everything I could to keep you from getting paid, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

I dunno, Mitch. It's been a rough couple of months for you, and you seem to be slipping up a little bit — at least on the optics front. Perhaps it's time you kick back, keep your head down, and log off for a bit.