There Is a Drake Bot Called Botline Bling and You Can Use It to Be Wooed By the 6 God

Source: YouTube
Source: YouTube

Most people on this Earth aren't afforded the honor of texting Drake — sweater connoisseur, Toronto Raptors team ambassador, Degrassi alum and rapper — but we can certainly imagine how it would go. Thankfully, now that dream has become a reality: meet Botline Bling

Created by Onion Labs copywriter Hassan S. Ali, the bot simulates a text message relationship with Drake, filled with all the Drake-isms that ring a familiar tune. 

How do we know? We tried it out. Here's what we got from it. 

Source: Miles Surrey/Mic
Source: Miles Surrey/Mic
Source: Miles Surrey/Mic
Source: Miles Surrey/Mic
Source: Miles Surrey/Mic

It's certainly not a perfect bot, but the "Botline" is still procrastinating fun with Drake-themed puns abound. If you want to try it out yourself, just text "Botline" to 630-755-6641. Just don't bring up the Cheesecake Factory unless you want to stir trouble. 

Read more: Drake Says to Keep Your Relationship Drama Out of the Cheesecake Factory

h/t A.V. Club 

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Miles Surrey

Miles is a staff writer at Mic, covering culture. He is based in New York and can be reached at miles@mic.com.

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