People (who aren't you) suck. They're rude, dumb and generally just bad. Why would you ever want to marry one of them?
Well, good news: Now you don't have to. Instead, you can propose to yourself with these new "self-love pinky rings" from Los Angeles jewelry brand Fred + Far. "When you wear a Fred + Far Self-Love Pinky Ring, you pinky promise to choose yourself, honor yourself and remember yourself on a daily basis," the product description reads.
The cost of committing to a lifetime of self-love is $325 for gold and $150 for sterling silver.
Not bad! This is significantly cheaper than the $485 pair of shoes that Carrie Bradshaw infamously registered for at Manolo Blahnik in her own marriage ritual-inspired declaration of self-love on Sex and the City.
When it comes to writing the actual wedding day vows, we recommend the following lyrics from Christina Aguilera's 2010 self-love anthem "Vanity": "And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch."