You Can Now Get Engaged to Yourself, Thanks to the Jewelry Brand Fred + Far

People (who aren't you) suck. They're rude, dumb and generally just bad. Why would you ever want to marry one of them?

Well, good news: Now you don't have to. Instead, you can propose to yourself with these new "self-love pinky rings" from Los Angeles jewelry brand Fred + Far. "When you wear a Fred + Far Self-Love Pinky Ring, you pinky promise to choose yourself, honor yourself and remember yourself on a daily basis," the product description reads.

Each ring even comes with a set of written commandments that you must sign to commemorate the fact that, much like songstress Hailee Steinfeld, you love yourself and don't need anyone else.

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The cost of committing to a lifetime of self-love is $325 for gold and $150 for sterling silver.

Not bad! This is significantly cheaper than the $485 pair of shoes that Carrie Bradshaw infamously registered for at Manolo Blahnik in her own marriage ritual-inspired declaration of self-love on Sex and the City.

When it comes to writing the actual wedding day vows, we recommend the following lyrics from Christina Aguilera's 2010 self-love anthem "Vanity": "And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch."

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Read more:
• We Got 100 People to Answer Carrie Bradshaw's Most Infamous Relationship Questions
• Hailee Steinfeld Encourages "Self-Love," Is Definitely Not Talking About Masturbation
• A Complete Guide to Taylor Swift's Boyfriends, Arranged By What Kind of Cereal They'd Be

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Nicolas DiDomizio

Nicolas DiDomizio is a Staff Connections Writer at Mic. Prior to Mic, he was at MTV for 3 years. He holds a masters from NYU and a bachelors from Western Connecticut State University. Contact him at nic@mic.com.

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